At our puppy obedience school, there's this four-year-old Peekapoo named Toby who has, for the first three sessions, been the class dunce. He's older than the other puppies, but just can't seem to stop barking at this Chocolate Lab. Toby's mom has to take Toby to the bathroom as a time out. Frequently. She spent the first classes shuttling him in and out of there.

I was embarrassed for her. Poor thing, I'd keep thinking. She's clearly an unfit mother. She doesn't care for her pooch like we do.

After our fourth class, I am not so embarrassed for her anymore.

Our sweet Mabel was the class dunce this week. The uncontrollable crazy pup. She'd bark and yelp, lunge and jump. She just wanted to play, and every bad habit she's ever exhibited came out in a 90-minute period.

It was interesting to be the parent of the trouble maker. Neither Chuck nor I were particularly troublesome as kids. As adults, we don't break a lot of rules. Well, not any rules that shouldn't be broken, anyway. So to be looked at by the other parents as I was looking at Toby's mom felt, well, odd.

I don't think it's a serious problem with Mabel. She is typically quite obedient and painfully sweet. But she is also extremely spirited. She loves everything and everyone. Every person and dog she meets is her new best friend, and she wants to experience them, and she wants them to experience her. I don't think that's a bad thing. I look at some of the other dogs who are so calm and sweet and while I am partially envious, I also think that I'd prefer Mabel, who is truly excited for life. These dogs seem passive to new experiences. I'm glad our little hellion wants to experience it all.

Funny/awful moment from last night. At the play portion, Mabel was relentless and put on a leash because she wouldn't leave the other, quieter dogs alone. We were talking about raw food diets, and I mentioned that we were doing that. We'd tried kibble, I said. It was fine, but this was better.

"Not to be too graphic," I said, as Mabel strained on her leash, which was being held by the guy who runs the class. "But her poo is much better on the raw diet. Much less, and no odor."

Mabel took this as an opportunity to show the entire class what I meant. She squatted and poo-ed. Like that was a perfectly normal thing to do in the middle of the room. Even though she's been trained for weeks and hasn't gone number two inside in five weeks.

We think it might be because she was on the leash and couldn't communicate, amid all the excitement, that she needed to go outside.

We hope so, anyway.
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...Wadorf to Your Astoria is done. Through. Finished.

This will be the final post here.

But fear not! If you go over to my brand-spankin' new website, billkonigsberg.com, you will see that I am still blogging over there. And on that site, powered by the fine folks at wordpress, you may comment using your Facebook account.

Sorry, Blogger. We liked you, but we needed more. We needed actual comments!

So thanks to those of you who perused this blog regularly.
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Just four more days in 2012... Hard to believe how quickly --

Who the hell am I kidding?

This was the slowest year in the history of man. I don't mean that in a bad way. It just went slowly. To me, last December seems like years ago.

It was a great, slow year:

1. My agent sold my next book, Openly Straight, to Arthur A. Levine Books (Scholastic).

2. I got involved in a very cool project at ASU, to be explained/described in due time.

3.

People often ask me: Bill, how did you find the perfect man?

Okay, no one outside of my head has ever asked me that. While people do often say nice stuff about Chuck, about him being handsome and funny and kind, I have found that people rarely ask questions:

A) Like the aforementioned outside of bad movies and trashy novels

B) Of me in general in which advice of any kind is sought.

So while this has not been asked of me, I do feel as though I have some expertise on the subject.

About four months ago, I took a home test and found that my blood sugar was in the "pre-diabetes" range.

I can't say I was shocked, because it wasn't the first time I'd had that result. But I was horrified, because it was rising from the last time I'd had it checked. I decided that if I wanted to avoid having diabetes, I needed to change my diet and my exercise.

I did both.
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Tomorrow is the first day of NaNoWriMo, also known as National Novel Writing Month. Every November, all sorts of writers take on the challenge of trying to write a draft of a novel in a month. Note that I say "Draft," because very, very few novels are finished in one draft, and while some writers might be able to draft and then revise a novel in a month, I don't think that's a very realistic goal.

For me, especially.

I'll tell you what, people who plan to vote for Mitt Romney:

I disagree with you, and not just a little. Your support of the Romney/Ryan ticket feels like a kick to the stomach, because as a gay man, this stuff is personal to me.

But you know what? Don't de-friend me.

In his Huffington Post blog post on Oct.
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What would happen at an all-boys boarding school in Massachusetts if an athlete came out as gay?

This is NOT the subject of my upcoming novel, Openly Straight. In fact, it is the setting for that novel, but it is the plot of my first novel, Out of the Pocket.

I mention it because of a comment I received last week from a former student at a school I visited three years ago.
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Here it is, boys and girls! The cover of my forthcoming novel "Openly Straight."

Like it? I love it!

I love that it is a visual representation of the story. Given a choice of all the labels my main character, Seamus Rafael Goldberg, can choose, he chooses the most innocuous one. He just wants to be a "normal kid."

I had no idea, when I wrote this, about how much I was writing about myself. That's how clueless I can be about myself.

Today I've decided to be one of those helpful authors and let you know what happens when you attempt to use copywritten song lyrics in your novel. So if you are not a regular reader of this blog, I'm guessing you found me because you just used those lyrics to Rapture by Blondie in your novel, and then you thought, "Wait. Can I do this?"

The answer is: yes and no.

I love using lyrics.
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We are back from our first full-fledged vacation in about three years!

Chuck, Mabel and I went to Northern California for two weeks, and what can I say? Paradise!

We had such an amazing time doing nothing and loving it. We drove about 900 miles each way and stayed for nine days at a place called Driftwood Bungalow in Manchester, California. It's about 150 miles north of San Francisco, about 30 miles south of Mendocino.

Nothing is there, and that's how we wanted it.
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