However, I'm sorry to tell you that you will not be able to get divorced.
Divorce is the Number Two enemy of Traditional Marriage (I know I don't need to tell you what Number One is), and by divorcing, you are undermining the sanctity of the instituation, and destorying the instituation of marriage is tantamount to destroying this country.
And I know you wouldn't want to do that, would you?
I have to wonder if your marriage failed because of someone's successful gay marriage? Mine, perhaps? (Oh, right. I have a Civil Union, aka Starter Marriage). I have been hearing for some time that gay marriage is a threat. If so, I'm really, really sorry.
I only hope that society doesn't crumble because of what you do in your personal life. I am sure this is your biggest concern, too, and I'm sure you're right now working up some good ole' legislation to ban divorce.
Jackass.
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